A is for Applications...and the fact that they seem never ending! It's a school thing.
B is for Bloat...and it sucks! There is nothing fun about bloat. It makes you feel constantly full, yet for some reason you can't stop shoving everything in sight in your mouth!
C is for Crazy...as in that's where I feel like I'm going. And that pretty much goes for every day!
D is for Dogs...as in the two that are still here in my house after more than a month, lounging in the same spot on the couch they seem to have claimed as their own. What's wrong with the other couch? This is the one I like! I like to be able to stretch out my legs in my spot on my couch while I type out my blog, but apparently it's too much trouble for them to go lay on the other couch that is rarely used and only five feet away. Whatever!
E is for Eggs...because we're out of cereal. Evan requests cereal every morning for breakfast, and since I'm not really a fan of culinary challenges before coffee, I'm happy to oblige. But since we are out of cereal, and since I have convinced Jon to take 1-2 hardboiled eggs with oatmeal to work every morning instead of greasy, fattening breakfast sandwiches, I feel as though I've been knee-deep in eggs lately.
F is for Flat tire...because I just looked out the window at my car. Great!
G is for Grandmothers...and I think the reason is pretty obvious. But, in this instance it's because the kids and I are especially excited about the summer sleepover at both of the grandmother's houses that will start a new annual tradition.
H is for Hugs and kisses...because I know one day I'm going to wonder why they don't want to constantly dish them out anymore. :(
I is for Ice-cold beer...if you read the rest of this post, you'll know it's a necessary part of the day. And it just tastes damn good!
J is for Jon...it needs no explanation.
K is for Kill...the millions of houseflies that won't leave me alone! Why, what did you think I meant?
L is for Laundry...yeah, constant. Especially if you skip below to letter "P".
M is for Money...because I'd love to be able to have the chance to prove it's not the answer to all my problems.
N is for "No!!"...ummm, don't know why. I guess that one just came to me.
O is for OKAY!...Go eat a cookie, just stop bugging me!!
P is for Potty, Pee Pee, and Poo Poo...does this really need any explanation? These words have unfortunately become a large part of my vocabulary. I have found myself on occasion being out and excusing myself to go "potty", and that has got to stop!
Q is for quiet...not that I would have any idea what that is!
R is for relaxation...because I like to dream (see above).
S is for Summer...and I'm so glad the pool is about to open!
T is for Tired...as in tired of trying to decide what is for dinner, tired of cleaning up messes, tired of refereeing between sibling fights, tired of trying to figure out "what are we going to do something fun today?", etc, etc, etc.
U is for Unbelievable...that you see me sweeping and mopping the kitchen, and you still think it's ok to crumble your potato chips on the floor during lunchtime. Because, oh, I don't know, it's fun?!?
V is for Veronica and evan...who are my life in every sense of the word, but I'm really excited to see how much I'm going to miss them for 2 weeks next month.
W is for Why?...because everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, has to have an explanation.
X is for 'Xpletives...because I fight like 'ell to keep them out of my mouth every day.
Y is for Yea!...Daddy's home!!
Z is for Zoned out...ummm, Evan, are you hearing me?!?
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